Script (guión): Idioms, ‘dog's dinner’. Something that is the dog's dinner is a real mess. For example, my uncle Vinny hardly ever wears a suit as he works at an owl sanctuary. When it was my sister's wedding he bought a suit, a second hand suit from a charity shop. But it was much too small and it was bright blue and as soon as my mother saw him she said, ‘Vinny! Ah, you look like a dog's dinner.’